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24 of the spiciest emoji for when you definitely mean masturbation

By Sage Anderson2019-05-15 18:00:00 UTC

May is National Masturbation Month, and we're celebrating with Feeling Yourself, a series exploring the finer points of self-pleasure.

There's something inherently a little silly about using tiny cartoon images to simulate sexual acts. 

But we all know the usual sexting suspects by now — eggplant emoji, peach emoji, pointing finger at OK hand symbol emoji. Yawn. Where are the quality masturbation emoji? 

The world's most recognizably phallic veggie may still reign supreme, but it's time to retire the ol' eggplant for a while. It's time to use other elongated food items — may we suggest the banana? Or maybe a bit of meat? 

And there are also so many options for vaginal masturbation! All you need to do is get a little creative.  

To help you out, we've compiled some emoji that are perfect for subtly sexting your date, having a laugh amongst friends, or quickly alerting your roommate to steer clear of your room for the next hour. 

1. Hand + food combo

Masturbation emoji: fist, banana, hot dog

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2. Pettin' the kitty

Masturbation emoji: wave, cat

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3. The ol' taco tango 

Masturbation emoji: taco, tango

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4. Orbiting Venus

Masturbation emoji: space, planet

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5. MEAT BEAT MANIA 

Masturbation emoji: fist, drumstick

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6. Flicking the bean

Masturbation emoji: finger, nuts

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7. Shifting the joystick

Masturbation emoji: game controller, joystick, fist

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8. Blasting off 

Masturbation emoji: rocket, fist, squirt

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9. Just hands... like, every hand emoji

Masturbation emoji: every hand emoji

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10. Blow your own horn 

Masturbation emoji: blow, horn

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11. Taming the beaver 

Masturbation emoji: bear, chains

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12. Paddling the pink canoe 

Masturbation emoji: canoe, hearts

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13. Hit the bullseye 

Masturbation emoji: finger, bullseye

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14. Finger blasting 

Masturbation emoji: finger, explosion

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15. Shaking hands with the milkman 

Masturbation emoji: shake, cow, milk

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16. Spank the monkey 

Masturbation emoji: spank, monkey

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17. Ring the bell 

Masturbation emoji: bell

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18. Sweet, sweet honey 

Masturbation emoji: honeypot

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19. Gushin' 

Masturbation emoji: waves

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20. Choke the chicken 

Masturbation emoji: hands spread, chicken

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21. Make the bald man cry 

Masturbation emoji: crying, bald man

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22. Shower time 

Masturbation emoji: shower

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23. Pinching the dumpling 

Masturbation emoji: dumping, pinching hand

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24. Clowning yourself 

Masturbation emoji: clown, eggplant, squirt

Image: MASHABLE COMPOSITE / APPLE

Give yourself a hand, and try out these emoji combos for yourself. Though you might need to provide an explanation to whoever you're sending them to, really the only important thing is that you know what's going on. 😏

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